Archive for August, 2009

The Smoking Diary – Photos from the Theater


2009
08.27
The "living room" center of the set

The "living room" center of the set

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THE SMOKING DIARY premiered Off Broadway at the American Theater for Actors Chernuchin Theater by Fat Melon Productions, Inc. on July 30, 2009. It was directed by Jean Dobie Giebel; the set and lighting design was by James Hart; sound design by Tim Giebel; costume design by Jean Dobie Giebel; and the production stage manager was Marci Skolnick. RENEE was played by Katherine Alt Keener.

The set was comprised of three areas that suggested a living room with sofa and coffee table, a home office with computer facing upstage, and the interior of a car. There was a large screen above the set on which the audience could read what is present on the computer monitor.

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Katherine (RENEE), Jean (DIRECTOR), Loretta (PLAYWRIGHT) in “car” set before strike.

Whole Paycheck CEO Alienates Main Constituency


2009
08.15

Whole Foods’ (aka “Whole Paycheck”) CEO and Platinum-Card Narcissist, John Mackey wrote an op-ed piece in The Wall Street Journal that enumerated “eight things we can do to improve health care without adding to the deficit”. Before I address some of the points Mackey makes in his piece, I would like to point out that I am the perfect example of Mackey’s biggest customer: a health-conscious, ecologically-minded, upper-middle class consumer who prefers organic and humane farming practices to traditional supermarket offerings; someone who has been touting a “green” lifestyle long before it was de rigeur; and someone who doesn’t mind spending a little more for locally-grown produce or the nice choice of bakery and prepared foods available at Whole Paycheck.

Mackey’s list reads like the Republican Playbook of Healthcare. Why would he want to alienate his core constituency – humanitarians, hippies, vegetarians, macrobiotic dieters, Budhhists, and well-heeled liberals? Why would he pander to the people who are least likely to shop at his stores? Is this a new marketing strategy?

Mackey described himself in 2005 as “a businessman and a free market libertarian” and has made campaign contributions to libertarian candidates, according to public records. Yet, despite this admission of libertarianism, Mackey has made no comments on record (that I can find after an exhaustive search) that condemn the invasion of Iraq, the obscene war-profiteering of companies like Haliberton and Blackwater, or of the TARP bailout last September; all of which contributed exponentially to the national debt and deficits.

He did spend a lot of time on Yahoo chat rooms using an anonymous handle that promoted the financial health of Whole Foods and undermined his main competition, Wild Oats. (See this article for more background on that bizarre revelation.)

My problem with Mackey, besides his politics and hypocrisy, is his ill-informed and bad ideas he promotes in order to undermine the single-payer plan Obama and most of the voters want on the table for health care reform.

Mackey promotes Health Savings Accounts (a product I never sell because it’s a bad deal overall and the tax advantages are not worth it), changes in tort laws (pro-business, anti-victim), allowing individuals to get tax breaks on premiums (tax breaks already exist for people paying their own health insurance), making health insurance like “cafeteria” benefits for the consumer to decide “what is covered” and not the law. Great idea. I guess I’ll take my chances, opt out of breast cancer coverage, and then am SOL when I get it, right? I’ll opt out of maternity coverage and then, with my luck, get pregnant and have to pay for it, right? How ridiculous.

Mackey writes:

Health care is a service that we all need, but just like food and shelter it is best provided through voluntary and mutually beneficial market exchanges.

That’s essentially how medical insurance has worked for the past 50 years, leaving millions uninsured, millions of claims denied, millions of consumers going bankrupt over medical expenses, and making health insurance the *least* competitive, least transparent and least fair product available to us through the free market. It’s not a free market. It’s rigged.

Many bloggers and columnists have expressed outrage over Mackey’s callous and cold-blooded plan, a plan that will not be part of any health care bills in a Democratic legislature. But, what is more outrageous than his homage to profit and his ultimately fascist worldview is his stupidity in alienating his main constiuency. I, and millions of other Whole Paycheck customers, will now be boycotting his store. I hope this is an expensive lesson to Mackey, because the most expensive, thus most painful lessons are the ones we remember.

The Difference Between Ticked Off Women and Ticked Off Men


2009
08.05

Two interesting news stories appeared recently that vividly contrast the difference between what women do versus what men do when royally ticked off by the opposite sex.

Our first story comes from the heartland of Fond du Lac Wisconsin where a less amusing, more bizarre, trailer-park-trash version of the bondage scene in “Nine to Five” occurred:

A criminal complaint says four women, including the man’s wife, were charged in Calumet County last week with being party to false imprisonment after the man was tied up and his penis was glued to his stomach at a Stockbridge motel. One of the women was also charged with fourth-degree sexual assault. Authorities say three of the women were romantically involved with the man.

In sum: a philandering husband, using the narcissist’s handbook, romances and exploits at least three women simultaneously and when meeting one at a motel for, presumably, a little afternoon delight, is tackled, blindfolded, hogtied and superglued by his harem. We have to laugh, because we know that for a narcissist, having your current or former lovers compare notes would be a nightmare in itself, never mind the glue. Three of the four women involved (one his wife) were romantic partners, while one was merely the lookout girl, one of the scorned women’s sisters.

The women have been charged with an array of scary felonies and may do real prison time for this caper. Meanwhile, it turns out that the victim, Steven Klein, has been arrested for allegations of “child abuse, theft, unlawful phone use and harassment with a death threat in a domestic abuse investigation.”

Charming.

Our second story is significantly more tragic and horrible: 48-yr old man George Sodini from a small town outside Pittsburgh, walked into a health club and opened fire on an all-women’s Latina dance class, killing three and injuring 15 before blasting himself into smithereens. His rationale was documented on his eponymous web site (now unavailable):

[Sodini] kept a Web page in which he wrote about years of rejection by women and an earlier plan for violence at the gym in which he said he “chickened out.”He complained of not having a girlfriend since 1984, not having a date since May 2008 and not having sex for 19 years.

“Women just don’t like me. There are 30 million desirable women in the US (my estimate) and I cannot find one,” he wrote. The page ended with the words “Death Lives!”

So, let’s compare: the women’s weapons of choice were handkerchiefs and superglue, they inflicted relatively minor physical damage (but the acetone must have stung a little), and they face prison sentences if convicted. If I were them, I’d take my chances with a jury of my peers. Sodoni, on the other hand, chose automatic weapons. He won’t have to face a trial (and may be in a very warm place, now) yet leaves a trail of devastation and blood in his wake. For what, exactly? Because he was too socially inept to maintain a relationship? Because he hadn’t been laid in 19 years? And this is the fault of a group of unrelated middle-aged women why? What has our culture taught him that he believed he had a reasonable motive?

I’m also curious to see if Steven Klein winds up on the talk show circuit like John Wayne Bobbitt.