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	<title>Still Misfitting</title>
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	<description>a continuation of an infamous blog</description>
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		<title>Chicken Soup for the Barfly&#8217;s Soul</title>
		<link>http://retzilian.com/?p=352</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 18:18:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Years ago, I did a series of spoof &#8220;Chicken Soup&#8221; stories. Here is my favorite:
When Dino got busted and sent to Grafton Correctional, Shelly started spending most of her evenings at the “Underdog,” a local hole-in-the-wall where she and Dino met a year before. She thought it might make her feel closer to him somehow, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mel &amp; Oksana: Both Narcissistic Twits</title>
		<link>http://retzilian.com/?p=349</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 17:38:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My reaction to Mel Gibson&#8217;s abusive tirade (that his opportunistic, manipulative girlfriend recorded in an intentionally passive-aggressive form of blackmail) was a visceral shock of ugly memories and cast a new light on Oksana Grigorieva as somewhat less sympathetic than her press would have us believe. No, I&#8217;m not blaming the victim, here. I&#8217;m merely [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joran van der Sloot &#8211; Serial Killer?</title>
		<link>http://retzilian.com/?p=337</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 12:25:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>retzilian</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Narcissists in the News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[natalee holloway]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our old pal, Joran van der Sloot is back in the news, accused of (gasp, shock, throat-clutch) murdering a  21-year old woman in Peru, Stephany Flores. 
Van der Sloot, a compulsive gambler (among other addictions) was allegedly in Peru playing poker when he was seen entering his hotel room with Flores, either by surveillance [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Josh Powell, DB*, Follows Narcisisst&#8217;s Playbook of Grief</title>
		<link>http://retzilian.com/?p=330</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 16:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>retzilian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA['Fits]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Josh Powell, like all true to type, simply cannot let well enough alone. After ditching the house and town where he and his wife lived for years, he managed to fly under the radar for months. No press camped out on his dad&#8217;s doorstep. Nobody followed him around. Nobody attached a GPS to his vehicle. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Celebrating The &#8220;Pill&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://retzilian.com/?p=326</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2010 19:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>retzilian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Kids of All Ages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This week we celebrate the 50th anniversary of one of the greatest inventions to emancipate women: oral contraceptives. While automatic washing machines and dishwashers were terrific inventions, the pill beats technological timesavers hands down. 
My mother was a practicing Catholic at the time of the pill’s introduction and never partook of its advantages, however risky [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Evening&#8221; &#8211; a dance film by Bill Moulton</title>
		<link>http://retzilian.com/?p=324</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 03:21:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>retzilian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA['Fits]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My friend, Bill has his beautiful dance video on Vimeo:

Evening from William Moulton on Vimeo.
Enjoy!
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		<title>Paying For Healthcare with Chickens</title>
		<link>http://retzilian.com/?p=311</link>
		<comments>http://retzilian.com/?p=311#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 19:09:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>retzilian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pollyticks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know what era Nevada senate candidate Sue Lowden&#8217;s grandparents lived in, but I know my grandparents didn&#8217;t pay for their health care through the barter system, much less with poultry products. They used cash, check or Medicare. Paul Krugman weighs in on the absurdity of the notion of paying for doctors&#8217; visits with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Redecorating</title>
		<link>http://retzilian.com/?p=309</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 19:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>retzilian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA['Fits]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Readers of my previous blog may recall when I used to change the design every few months. Recently, I became a little nostalgic about the old blog and decided to rearrange the furniture in here to cheer me up. I don&#8217;t have the time anymore to dedicate to blogging as I did in the years [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teabonics Dictionary</title>
		<link>http://retzilian.com/?p=304</link>
		<comments>http://retzilian.com/?p=304#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 19:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>retzilian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pollyticks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As an homage to our Dibble&#8217;s Dictionary, allow me to define some common Teabonics words:
Alliens – during a game of Kick the Can, when all the players rush the can at the same time
Amensty – broken blood vessel in the eye caused by a revival meeting
Amnety – a crazy, but very friendly neighbor
Baught – nausea [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Tea Partiers Resemble The Dibbles</title>
		<link>http://retzilian.com/?p=300</link>
		<comments>http://retzilian.com/?p=300#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 17:14:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>retzilian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pollyticks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Readers of my former blog and followers of the Peterson trial will remember, not always fondly, the group of people who advocated for Peterson&#8217;s innocence and organized web sites and discussions forums that simply begged to be parodied and ridiculed. We called the &#8220;Scott is Innocent&#8221; group &#8220;The Dibbles.&#8221; &#8220;Dibbles&#8221; was shorthand for &#8220;Opus Diable,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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