Our old pal, Joran van der Sloot is back in the news, accused of (gasp, shock, throat-clutch) murdering a 21-year old woman in Peru, Stephany Flores.
Van der Sloot, a compulsive gambler (among other addictions) was allegedly in Peru playing poker when he was seen entering his hotel room with Flores, either by surveillance or witnesses. Flores was found five days later in the room, rolled up in a blanket, dead from blunt force trauma and stab wounds. Accounts in the news vary on her condition. It certainly is odd nobody missed her for five days (and you know the apologists will seize on this as reasonable doubt), and the hotel cleaning staff didn’t smell something. There’s a lot amiss in this story, but I’m sure the scurry for reporters and voyeurs to cover such a hot topic precluded fact-checking. I’m going to take most of the early reports with a grain of salt.
According to other sources, Flores was an overt gay woman, so why would she even go to the room with a snake like van der Sloot? Why was it normal for her to be out at 3:45 AM in a casino, as her father casually noted? There is much more to this story, but we’ll have to wait for the shark frenzy to clear.
Old misfit fans know we thoroughly covered the Natalee Holloway case until it became too spectacularly incompetent, corrupt and infuriating for even hardened true crime veterans such as ourselves to perservere. The case attracted a wide array of distasteful (if not repellant) posters, bloggers and armchair experts. It was the nadir of amateur hour for anonymous crime buffs and sudden celebrities. I expect this time to be worse, since in five years we have a few million more idiots and nutcases scouring the web.
The usual suspects are opining on the new case: the nearly illiterate Scared Monkeys, the right wingnut Dan Reihl, the bloodless Greta Van Susteren, and even pink-lipped Perez Hilton who didn’t even have a website when Holloway went missing. Mark Geragos has been blessedly silent, but Joe Tacopino, van der Sloot’s American attorney who defended him when the Holloways sued for wrongful death a few years ago, has been making the cable TV rounds. Tacopino is the typical sleezy defense lawyer – not content with merely insisting that his client is innocent until proven guilty, he has to create a myth around his client’s victimization by the “media” and trot out the fake indignation.
The moral of the story is that we were right all along. I could dig up our old opinion pieces on the Holloway case where we predicted there were young women either raped or murdered before Natalee and that Joran would do it again until he was caught. It appears he chose the wrong victim this time; he got cocky, his dad has passed away, his mother can’t help him. It’s five years too late, but it may be finally all over for Joran.
We have our first serial killer in Cleveland since the unsolved “torso” murders back during the heyday of Untouchable Eliot Ness. While Ness never discovered the perp of the famous torso murders, not for lack of trying, the opposite situation exists with Anthony Sowell: we know who the murderer is, but Cleveland Police never even bothered to seriously investigate what is turning out to be (not surprisingly) numerous missing person reports, numerous complaints of alleged assault, rape and kidnapping by various local women, and numerous reports of putrid odors emanating from his house for the past two years.